When I first met my dear friend Travis Kirkland, there was but one conclusion I could draw. I drew it laughing, though with nothing but love in my heart as I did. The inescapable summation of our first encounter was this:
Travis is an American.
His nigh-Gilliamesque accounts of bacchanals at Denny's and Arby's and Wendy's, his encyclopedic knowledge of the Plastic Kingdom of Disney or Jim Henson's Creature Workshop and suchlike are just one side of that equation. His exuberance, his openness, his irreducible enthusiasm, his wonderful sense of humor and his kaiju-sized heart: All of those add up to a person I am honored to know and undeserving to call my friend. And indeed, a quintessentially American one, no less.
Now, coming from a smug Eurotrash non-binary funny cigarette smokin' socialist, that might mean precious little upon first glance. However, before I became the unbearably ironic internet hipster you all know and love, I was, believe it or not, an earnest child. It's true!
The discovery of World War II narratives around the same time that Peter Jackson's LORD OF THE RINGS trilogy came out seemed like a cosmic serendipity solely intended to maximize my wide-eyed belief in absolute goodness vanquishing absolute evil. If there was any moral imperative inherent to all mankind, surely it was the duty to oppose hatred wherever it appeared.
And oh man, were Americans ever good at that. Nearly every story I grew up watching, reading, experiencing showed me a good old two-fisted blue-collar Joe with some common sense wisdom and witty banter out to stop the baddies who were just out to ruin everyone's good time and take their shit.
The world was essentially okay, but these assholes? Man, they just wanted to ice-skate uphill. Luckily, 90 minutes later, the Bad Things would more or less be removed from the equation and things would be Good again.
These stories were always outsized and simplistic and hilarious and reductive and awesome and, well, American.
"Esagerazione!" I remember my late grandfather exclaim at a toppling and exploding army truck in RAIDERS OF THE LOST ARK, an altogether fairly small-scale gag in a -- by modern standards -- fairly subdued movie. This was over the top enough to have nonno exclaim "exaggeration"?
It has always stood in my mind as the perfect juxtaposition of the Old World vs. the New. My European reality vs. the American fantasy: a raspy-voiced old workman expressing disdain at some guileless fireworks, a decadent entertainment far from the comfort of sausages, cigarettes and greasy playing cards. Any wonder young me chose to escape to the fireworks factory whenever possible?
The 00s and the Iraq War did their damnedest to disabuse me of any notions of American exceptionalism, although I hope that the sheer weight of growing up brought some sense in itself.
In Garth Ennis' comic book Preacher, an old nazi war criminal in hiding in the small town of Salvation, TX says the myth of America is that she would be a place where everyone could shed their old grievances, their ridiculous hates and begin again.
"Under the harsh light of scrutiny, that myth is false. But it is a good myth to live up to."
Last week, America lifted a rock and shone the light of scrutiny upon a bed of diseased roaches who now scurry about in deluded victory, believing they have forever extinguished the light of decency from their shining city upon the hill.
Yesterday, a cancerous amoeba told my friend to "go back to his own country."
I say he's already there.
I say it is people like him, and all those Americans I am honored to know and count among my friends, that make up whatever fiction or collection of ideals made America that odd, irresistible, glorious melting pot people like me fell in love with.
Under the harsh light of scrutiny, the myth of America is false. No nation could withstand such idealism, arbitrary geographical constructs of an aristocratic 18th/19th century elite as they are.
It is only upon individuals that this light may shine and reveal not a stunted, wretched, hateful thing, but a reflection of ideals worthy of conservation.
To Travis, and to all of you, my friends across the pond, thank you for being just that.
Now join a union and hoist a placard.